OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE?Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Quarterback
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...