The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...