Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Love Jesus
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Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Wrong place wrong time
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Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Needs
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Windows 98 hourly tweaks
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Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!