Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
A dubious remedy
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to...
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...
This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...