If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
Rodeo Sex
Have you heard about the latest sensation? It’s called “Rodeo Sex”?Thats when you mount...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Santas Diversion
Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...