No Oranges
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Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Purchasing the brain
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What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Sir!
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Steal little things
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Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...