Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...