Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...