Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
On the porch
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. “Bet you can’t guess...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...