The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!