Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by…
An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by anddeposits a...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...