Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...