BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...