The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Keys Locked In
Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his...