Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
Cinderella and Alan
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
How To Get A Man To Leave
How do you get a man to leave when you want?Ask him about his...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Computer acronyms list
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...