Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Greek tailor.
An Ancient Greek man walks into a tailor and holds up a torn tunic....