For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
The last words
A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!