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Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting…A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...