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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
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When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
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What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
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What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
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Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford...
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