Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
Seminars for Females/Males
Seminars for Females (Prepared and presented by Males)1. Elementary map reading2. Crying and law...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...