Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking…
Two lesbians were standing at a bar drinking when another girl waved from across...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...