Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...