The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Why English is tough
|Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.1. The bandage was wound around the...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
|The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...