Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...