Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...