Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Ding! Ding!
A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...