What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
How fast was I going?
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Question answer 04
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Murphy’s work laws
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If the NSA ran Christmas…
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Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Headline – read all about it!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJohn Hopkins Medical Center is reporting an unusual occurrence in the Obstetrics...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...