Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
Two Italian construction workers…
Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...