Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Job well done
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel fortheir 25th anniversary. As...
The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...