New chemical warfare
|An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: “Anyone knows the formula...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...