Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
What do you do in case of fallout?
What do you do in case of fallout?Put it back in and take shorter...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...