Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
Blonde joke
There were three female explorers who decided that they would go explore the African...