Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Birth Control Pills At 72?
Birth Control Pills At 72?An elderly woman went into the doctor`s office. When the...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Power of the Internet
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...