What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
Always Been a Doubt
A man is talking to his best friend about married life. “You know,” he...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Confusion
What’s the difference between a duck?One of it’s legs is both the same.(just say...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
Scooby Doobie Boobies!
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements.He tells...