Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...
Silly superstition
“Say, how old are you anyway ?” the reporter asked as theobviously young lass...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...