Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
GOD’S – Quality Management Questionnaire
God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...