How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...