Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country…
Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...