Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
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Less than half the cars you own run.
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Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
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A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...