Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
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Farm jokes 07
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For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...