Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...