A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.