mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
They are stopped by the police
|John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and...
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at…
Ralph and Charlie where playing the ninth hole at the local country club when...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...