Chatting on the plane
|A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...