Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
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Hide and squeak!
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You want children?
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
For all animal lovers out there
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Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!