Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?