The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
The first Jewish woman President is elected…
The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: “Mama, I’ve won the...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...