A farmer and his girlfriend…
A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...