Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...
Try to explain yourself
|While driving down the road the motorist saw a roadside stand which had a...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Doing the job right
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...