Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...